• I'm Pretty Cool But I Cry A Lot | Wipe Tears Here - Alpha Clothing
  • I'm Pretty Cool But I Cry A Lot | Wipe Tears Here - Alpha Clothing
  • I'm Pretty Cool But I Cry A Lot | Wipe Tears Here - Alpha Clothing
  • I'm Pretty Cool But I Cry A Lot | Wipe Tears Here - Alpha Clothing
  • I'm Pretty Cool But I Cry A Lot | Wipe Tears Here - Alpha Clothing
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Alpha Clothing

I'm Pretty Cool But I Cry A Lot | Wipe Tears Here

I'm Pretty Cool But I Cry A Lot | Wipe Tears Here

$43.00 USD
$43.00 USD
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4.8 243 reviews
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Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 20 23 ½
M 28 21 24
L 29 23 24
XL 30 25 24
2XL 31 26 ½ 24
3XL 32 28 24
  BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8 59.7
M 71.1 53.3 61
L 73.7 58.4 61
XL 76.2 63.5 61
2XL 78.7 67.3 61
3XL 81.3 71.1 61

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Size chart
US EU Heel to toe (cm)
73924.6
7.54025.0
840.525.5
8.54125.9
94226.3
9.54326.8
104427.2
10.544.527.6
114528.1
11.545.528.5
124628.9
134729.7
144830.5
US EU Heel to toe (cm)
53521.6
5.535.522.2
63622.5
6.53723.0
737.523.5
7.53823.8
838.524.1
8.53924.6
94025.1
9.540.525.4
104125.9
10.54226.2
1142.526.7

Measurements are approximate. If you are between sizes, we recommend ordering the larger size.

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Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5 Based on 415 reviews
  • January 12 2026

    True to size

    Ordered size 2XL and the fit is exactly right. The color matches the photos perfectly and the materials feel solid. Super happy.

    Carlos M. · Madrid · Verified buyer
  • December 28 2025

    Surprised by the quality

    Honestly did not expect this quality at this price. These here look way more premium than they cost.

    Hannah W. · Amsterdam · Verified buyer
  • December 14 2025

    Husband loves them

    Bought these here for my husband as a surprise. He has not taken them off since. Great gift idea.

    Marco D. · Dublin · Verified buyer
  • April 28 2026

    Exactly as described

    I usually wear a M and these run true to size. soft and lightweight, exactly what was advertised.

    Olivia P. · Lisbon · Verified buyer
  • April 22 2026

    Already on my second pair

    Second pair I am ordering. The first one held up beautifully so I came back for the one.

    Liam C. · Vancouver · Verified review
  • April 14 2026

    Better in person

    Look way better in person than in the photos. Got compliments on the first day I wore them out.

    Ava S. · New York · Verified buyer
  • April 03 2026

    Arrived quickly

    Shipping took about 6 days to my city. Packaging was clean and the here arrived in perfect shape.

    Noah F. · Los Angeles · Verified buyer
  • March 27 2026

    Solid materials

    Tried them on the moment they arrived. soft, well stitched, no weird smells. Quality material throughout.

    Mia G. · Chicago · Verified buyer